The Thoery of Hairvolution

Recently discovered in the archives of The Royal Society of Rock. This painting clearly captures the last time Chaz (The Evol One) Darwin played live. Shortly after this performance he was to take a "trip" that was to change his life forever. When he eventually returned his mind was so fried that he was heard claiming to be descended from a monkey and cousin to a fish.
His label, Beagle, eventually dropped him when embarassed them by openly attacking his fellow hirsuit rockers Genesis.
He wrote a couple of books that some hard core fans bought but were described as " confused nosense " by all good thinking church goers at the time.